I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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