alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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