He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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