kristin has been a bad kristin
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Is Oprah even human
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
