Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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