I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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