he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I fill condoms, not promises.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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