My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We just shotgunned beers for America
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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