Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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