New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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