You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
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You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
did i just pee glitter
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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