Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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