I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Randomize
