so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
operation harelip BJ is a go
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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