I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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