Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
