Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
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You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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