fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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