I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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