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  Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.

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• (760): View more from California

  Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  What did he say?

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  NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I think I accidentally invented a religion.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary

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