Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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