He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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