One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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