You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
this hospital has no fireball
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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