Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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