Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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