butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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