I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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