Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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