yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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