That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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