Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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