If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
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I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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