dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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