I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
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if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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