I'm really into asian looking animals
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
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He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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