The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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