i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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