he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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