They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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