i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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