I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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