It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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