He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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