you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
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