i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
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I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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