Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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