then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
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