When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
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