i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
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