I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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