Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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